Source: boingboing.net
The eight-year-old daughter of redditor Crash-From-Space has recently unveiled a new creation: a device, fashioned from a retractable dog leash, to prevent your books from falling into the water while reading in the bathtub. Well, I never… Obviously this child is an absolute genius. Equally as obvious is that anyone who cares this much about protecting her books has got to be one Pathologically Literate girl!
Pathologically Literate 
Did I have a child I gave up for adoption that I forgot about??!!!
That’s exactly what went through my mind! It’s totally something Sophie would have come up with.